Banned / Not Banned

Things I am definitely not allowed to buy right now:

  • Jackets. Spring jackets, fall jackets, winter jackets, any kind of jackets. I haven’t even worn two of the jackets I bought in the fall (yet)! Ridiculous!*
  • Bags. Handbags, purses, messenger bags, duffles. I don’t even have storage space for the bags I already have at this point, so they’re positioned around the house “decoratively” on door knobs. Yeah, how decorative. Ridiculous!
  • Socks. Serious shortage of storage space on these as well and honestly, if I start decorating the apartment with socks, someone’ll have to commit me. Totally ridiculous!
  • Yarn. At this point, I’ll be leaving it to people in the will. ‘Nough said.
  • Fabric, unless it’s specifically bought for (and used immediately as) backing. Backing yardage amounts = not my usual purchase.

Things I actually need to be buying right now, but never do:
  • Black Pants. WTF is wrong with me, how can I run out of black pants??? If you could see the ripped out lining of the pants I wear most often (most often = every other day? or almost) to the secondary browsing location… Let’s just say, hope none of the outside seams rip next…
  • Shoes. Am I the only girl in the world who, despite how many shoes she may try to buy, only has three pairs TOTAL (including running shoes which obviously don’t work for every occasion) that don’t hurt her feet and thus wears ONLY those? Pathetic!

*I say this as the new jacket I bought from Nau this week (Ridiculous!!) is keeping me warm in the frigidaire known as my “secondary browsing location”. It’s all Lim’s fault for posting about their going out of business sale!!!!