Bad, bad girl.

The list of things you should never do includes: walk 45 minutes home in blazing sunshine with no sunscreen on.
But you know what? I’m doin’ it anyway! That’s exactly the kind of daredevil I am. Hahahahahahaha, sometimes I really crack myself up.
Dear (already grotesque anyway) upper arms: prepare to have a nice Farmer tan for the rest of the summer. Sucks for you!