Totally stealing this entry from Sashi. As one does.

As the wishy-washiest of Pisces out there, even the smallest of decisions can take years for me to make. Fortunately as I’ve gotten old(er) and cranky(er), I’ve been able to streamline the process. Turns out the Eggplant’s insane brother and I are working off a similar set of questions.

1. Does it require me to leave the house? (The nice warm house with internet and cable TV?)
   
2. Can I take a nap instead?
   
3. Are you going to eat that?
   
4. Can it be accomplished from a lying-down position?
   
5. Is it less than an arm’s length away?