- Office Christmas Parties. (Did I tell you about the time my married friend chose the office christmas party to announce how in love with me he was? And that wasn’t even the worst one!!)
- Any kind of (but particularly Holiday) parties that are 99% couples with or without children and 1% single people, that being me. No fucking thanks.
- Baby showers where I am the only crafty gifter.
- Non-family weddings. (I originally said “Weddings” in general and then that year like 7 of my stupid cousins got married and I had to cave. Jerks.)
You can go ahead and invite me if you refuse to believe it. But I ain’t comin’.
That office Christmas party we photographed the other night was awesome, but the majority of the them totally suck. Our office is celebrating this year by going to the “Cook’s Holiday”, which is when the DINING HALL cooks all make their favorite holiday food. Ah, university life. it’s SO glamorous.