Not only is there still something just SO WRONG about the fact that the poor little tan M&Ms were forced out, but I’m not thinking the future looks bright for yellow or dark brown either.

Take this randomly selected, standard bag of plain M&Ms:
5 red.
5 dark brown.
7 green.
8 yellow.
11 orange.
19 blue.

Nineteen fucking blue ones. There was a time, oh I remember it well, when the packs were 90% “the basics” (tan, dark brown, yellow and orange) with a few rare green ones thrown in. Seriously, only one or two green a pack. The introduction of red didn’t bother me since SUPPOSEDLY the reason red was missing was b/c the previous red dye was carcinogenic. Fine. So you add red. So maybe you would get 3 red and 2 green in a pack. If you were lucky.

But this blue bullshit is just wrong. They don’t even taste the same.

Dark brown M&Ms, you’re a dying breed. I wish you luck.