OK I didn’t think it was good, but I’m not sure why this was quite as panned as it was. I mean, yeah, the woman with the hands for feet was just grotesque… but I really didn’t think the rest of it was THAT bad. Charlize Theron was convincing and the dude that played her man-from-the-past was kinda hot in a Dominic West-hot way.

I’ve certainly seen worse movies than this. And if you got rid of a couple of really annoying things, I think it could have been decent.