• Galway
  
• Wolf
  
• Jasper
  
• Oliver (pls sir, can I have another)
  
• Hubcap (That’s right, ma’am. H-u-b hub, c-a-p cap. Hubcap.)
  
• Cowboy
  
• Hoyt
  
• Thorsten
  
• Jefferson
  
• Plum Dandy
  
• Miles
  
• Django
  

But the #1 name of the evening? Just rolled right off my tongue mid-sentence:

• Riverbone.
  

Oh yeah, baby. There wasn’t a last or middle name that Riverbone wasn’t able to mesh with. This was followed by lots of hysterical laughter and then a suggestion of “Floor Pie” (not by me) due to some visuals at Old Town. I guess you had to be there.
(No, no, no. Not MY baby boy to be. Cripes, people. Settle.)