Fiction: “Beasts of No Nation” by Uzodinma Iweala

Gifted to me for Christmas; probably not something I would have bought myself. That said, I agree with the blurb that it’s written in “a powerful, strikingly original voice.” It certainly took me to a place I’ve never been and am unlikely to ever be, and that’s really about the MOST you can ask out of a piece of art isn’t it.

I liked: the intensity, the descriptions, the “beat” or rhythm of the book. The despair and confusion and misery and longing of the narrator are made palpable.

I didn’t like two things: 1) The “dialect.” The author states in the interview in back that he purposely used this “pidgin english” but I felt it distanced me from the character, rather than giving me insight into him. 2) The fact that his precise age was never really clear; he felt “older” and “younger” in different parts, but the novel was consecutive. How old is a “child soldier”? 8? 15? There’s a big difference between those ages but couldn’t really tell from the text (but maybe you weren’t supposed to be able to?).

It’s a very short book / quick read, but not likely to leave your mind that fast.

Nonfiction: “They Call Me Naughty Lolita”

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Hilarious. Totally hilarious. The opposite of the traditional “i’m pretty, i’m sensitive, you want to date me” ads. Rather, things like this: Bald, fat and ugly seeks modelesque beauty to save him from living at home with mother.
Laughed so hard at some points I had tears rolling down my face. Definitely a “read out loud to friends” book.

À la Super Eggplant, currently, I am…

Making: Just a binding away from finishing the first Strippers of the Orient quilt (finished ALL the free motion quilting on Sunday. woot!). And maybe 20-30 stitch in the ditch quilting seams away from finishing a baby Log Cabin I made ALL IN ONE (mon)DAY thanks to Eleanor Burns’ Log Cabin in a Day book (I would have finished it entirely had I not gone out to dinner). Also have 8 of 21 pieces sewn together on another Dear Jane block.
Reading: “Beasts of No Nation” by Uzodinma Iweala. It was a Christmas gift.
Watching: Rewatched (or listened to and occasionally looked up at) entire fourth season of Everwood during the Sunday/Monday quilting extravaganzas. Waiting not very patiently for the next new episode of Friday Night Lights which I think isn’t on until next week (you are KILLING ME, NBC). Watched the last half hour of the Globes. Booooring. And hello has Warren Beatty completely lost his mind?
Listening: The Long Blondes, picked up in London. LOVE IT. Paolo Nuttini’s full length. Also UK. Also love it. (It’s even better than the EP I told you about before.) Jim Noir “Tower of Love”. He might be TOO HAPPY for me.

Mystery: “Great Black Kanba” by Constance & Gweynth Little

A 1944 murder mystery gifted to me for Christmas. A comedy of errors — you can imagine this somewhat like Woody Allen’s (great) film “Manhattan Murder Mystery” — where a young woman’s amnesia means she doesn’t know whether she’s the killer, a victim, a fiance, or a member of the family she’s traveling with…
Short and sweet, a quick read. Fun!

Fiction: “Blameless in Abaddon” by James Morrow

One of the funniest books I have ever read in my life. If I had underlined every phrase I thought was funny, there would be ink on every page, in almost every paragraph.

The second part of a trilogy that began with “Towing Jehovah.” Exploring a world where God’s dead body is the hot topic. Incredibly funny, culturally aware, poking fun at every race, age, religion, and stance.

Particularly loved the bits written from the Devil’s point of view: The one thing he got wrong was my age. While poets commonly produce their best work in their thirties, and mathematicians typically tend to burn out in their twenties, miscreants tend to be late bloomers. Hitler didn’t get around to invading Poland until he was fifty. Ceausescu got the hang of atrocity only after turning sixty-four. I am an eternal seventy-two.

Highly recommended.

Memoirs: “12 Edmonton Street” by David Malouf

A memoir anchored by place: his childhood home, a vacation home in Italy, travels in India and Australia.
I first read Malouf last year in Australia where I picked up some of his fiction. This book is nonfiction but the tone and voice are cohesive with his novels. I think he’s a great writer.
Calm, thoughful. Sometimes pensive. Redolent of time and place.

Fiction: “The Zero” by Jess Walter

“A Novel of September 12” (per the dust jacket). Good to know, going in.
Paranoia. Distrust. Confusion. Gaps in time, in meaning, in understanding, and between people.
Maybe every couple lived in the gaps between conversations, unable to say the important things for fear they had already been said, or couldn’t be said; maybe every relationship started over every time two people came together.
Not really sure how I felt about it. Sometimes I was as confused as Remy. Other times I felt the answer was obvious.

Best of…2006

Best CDs: I already posted an extensive list of my favorite tunes from 2006. My top 3 albums were Gnarls Barkley “St. Elsewhere”, Gomez “How We Operate” and Golden Smog “Another Fine Day.”

Best Gigs: I saw a lot of great shows in 2006, including Lollapalooza. Trying (desperately) to narrow it down, I’d say the two tied for “funnest” were Gnarls Barkley and Beck (hello, puppets!). The best was Joan Baez. And runner-up was The Raconteurs on December 30. Sadly I did not keep a list just by 2006, but you can see a (supposedly) comprehensive list of what I’ve seen live here.

Best Books: [Limiting myself MOSTLY to books published and read this year, as opposed to all the books I read this year.] The best NON fiction books I read this year were “Guests of the Ayatollah” by Mark Bowden and “The Year of Magical Thinking” by Joan Didion. The best novels I read were “Black Swan Green” by David Mitchell, “Sharp Objects” by Gillian Flynn and “Towing Jehovah” by James Morrow [that one was not pub this year]. The best short stories I read were “In Persuasian Nation” by George Saunders and “When the Messenger Is Hot” by Elizabeth Crane (not from this year either). The best poetry was “Strong Is Your Hold” by Galway Kinnell. You can view the entire list of what I read here and you can read my last mini-reviews here (reviews will be posted to Snip from now on).

Best Films: By far, the best film I saw this year was “The Departed”. For drama, I also highly recommend “Inside Man” “The Queen” and I personally loved “Marie Antoinette”. For a smaller film “Come Early Morning” was very well done. For comedy “Scoop” and “Clerks 2” were both quite funny, in their own ways. “Casino Royale” was the Best Bond, perhaps ever. And “The Prestige” was a good movie about just how horrifically awful human beings can be. So you’d have to keep that in mind, should you choose to see it. There were other movies I liked also.

I’m pretty good at not going to movies I can tell I’m not going to like, in my old age. I’d have to say “Last Kiss” (yuck) and “Match Point” (“Scoop” is so much better!) were my least favorite movies in the theater this year and “The DaVinci Code” was about how I expected: not good, but not as bad as I had heard. Average. Middling.

For Keanu lovers like myself, there wasn’t a damn thing wrong with “The Lakehouse.” You can see the whole list of what I saw here or you can view Snip by category “Flicks”; although I oddly forgot to write up a LOT of the concerts I saw, I pretty consistently reported back on movies.

And I’ve already seen my first movie of 2007 although I haven’t written it up yet. Soon! 🙂

Books Read in 2006

(In descending order this time around!)

  • Acts of Faith, by Philip Caputo
  • Cherry Ames, Flight Nurse, by Helen Wells (reread)
  • Cherry Ames, Veterans’ Nurse, by Helen Wells (reread)
  • Here Kitty Kitty, by Jardine Libaire
  • The Summer of Ordinary Ways, by Nicole Lea Helget
  • The Year of Magical Thinking, by Joan Didion
  • Cherry Ames, Private Duty Nurse, by Helen Wells (reread)
  • The Thin Place, by Kathryn Davis
  • The Aquitaine Progression, by Robert Ludlum (reread)
  • Cherry Ames, Visiting Nurse, by Helen Wells (reread)
  • The Liberated Bride, by A.B. Yehoshua
  • (half of) Victoria Victorious, by Jean Plaidy
  • The Accidental, by Ali Smith
  • Raymond + Hannah, by Stephen Marche
  • Cash, by Johnny Cash
  • I’ll Go to Bed at Noon, by Gerard Woodward
  • The Color of Magic, by Terry Pratchett
  • Yarn Harlot: The Secret Life of a Knitter, by Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
  • Mutant Message: Down Under, by Marlo Morgan
  • Garner, by Kristin Allio
  • My Sister’s Continent, by Gina Frangello
  • The Apricot Colonel, by Marion Halligan
  • A Carnivore’s Inquiry, by Sabina Murray
  • Fly Away Peter, by David Malouf
  • One Shot, by Lee Child
  • A Cry in the Jungle Bar, by Robert Drewe
  • The Blood-Dimmed Tide, by Rennie Airth
  • Praise, by Andrew McGahan
  • Killing Floor, by Lee Child
  • Johnno, by David Malouf
  • Die Trying, by Lee Child
  • Shadowboxing, by Tony Birch
  • Magic or Madness, by Justine Larbalestier
  • Black Swan Green, by David Mitchell
  • The Light Fantastic, by Terry Pratchett
  • Tripwire, by Lee Child
  • Everyman, by Philip Roth
  • Magic Lessons, by Justine Larbalestier
  • Cloudstreet, by Tim Winton
  • A Mathematician’s Apology, by G.H. Hardy
  • Lies I Told About a Girl, by Anson Cameron
  • Running Blind, by Lee Child
  • The Pact, by Jodi Picoult
  • Adverbs, by Daniel Handler
  • A Long Way Down, by Nick Hornby
  • In Persuasion Nation, stories by George Saunders
  • Poetic Justice; The Literary Imagination and Public Life, by Martha Nussbaum
  • Echo Burning, by Lee Child
  • Without Fail, by Lee Child
  • Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life, by Amy Krouse Rosenthal
  • Persuader, by Lee Child
  • The Enemy, by Lee Child
  • Michael Martone, by Michael Martone
  • In the Shadow of Young Girls in Flower, by Marcel Proust
  • The Afterlife, by Donald Antrim
  • Guests of the Ayatollah, by Mark Bowden
  • Snow Blind, by P.J. Tracy
  • Skin, by Kellie Wells
  • I Capture the Castle, by Dodie Smith
  • When the Emperor Was Divine, by Julie Otsuka
  • Liars and Saints, by Maile Meloy
  • Hocus Pocus, by Kurt Vonnegut
  • Private Wars, by Greg Rucka
  • The Dissident, by Nell Freudenberger
  • Which Brings Me to You, by Steve Almond & Julianna Baggott
  • China Mountain Zhang, by Maureen F. McHugh
  • The Lone Pilgrim, by Laurie Colwin
  • Forgetfulness, by Ward Just
  • When the Messenger Is Hot, by Elisabeth Crane
  • That Eye, That Sky, by Tim Winton
  • A Student of Living Things, by Susan Richards Streve
  • The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, by Haruki Murakami
  • Restless, by William Boyd
  • Stolen Magic, by M.J. Putney
  • Mind Over Matter, Conversations with the Cosmos, by K.C. Cole
  • White, by Christopher Whitcomb
  • Towing Jehovah, by James Morrow
  • Be My Knife, by David Grossman
  • Sharp Objects, by Gillian Flynn
  • The Keep, by Jennifer Egan
  • The Kitchen Diaries, A Year in the Kitchen with Nigel Slater, by Nigel Slater
  • Strong Is Your Hold, by Galway Kinnell (poetry)
  • (the first half of) Special Topics in Calamity Physics, by Marisha Pessl
  • Semper Fi, A Novel of the Corps, by W.E.B. Griffin
  • Versailles, by Kathryn Davis
  • Abundance, A Novel of Marie Antoinette, by Sena Jeter Naslund
  • All This Heavenly Glory, by Elizabeth Crane

La Reine de France

If you, like I, went to see Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette, and then became, shall we say, a wee bit obsessed, I can recommend both Versailles by Kathryn Davis and Abundance by Sena Jeter Naslund. Very different in construct, plot, style, yet both capture the mood just perfectly.

Versailles is short and choppy and a jumble of styles (prose, drama, dialogue), with an obsession with numbers and counting. Abundance is long and flowing and first-person narrative. Both were, simply put, page turners. Quite enchanting.