Category Archives: DadReaction

DadReaction: Cloverfield

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It got me, I loved it. They never break the premise: You’re seeing the whole thing with this handheld and you never find out anything else, you just see what’s on the tape. It really wrapped me up. I loved the music.

But you know, I told somebody about it the next day and he said his daughter said it was the worst movie she’d ever seen in her entire life. And that she’d read somewhere that on the sneak preview cards, the only grades the movie got were either As or Fs.

If you don’t “go with it” you’re going to be thinking “Who cares?” To me, it was very believable. The desperation of some of these people, and the fights… woah, look out. I thought it was just so effective.

Recent DadReactions

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Big Screen: I Am Legend. Similar to how I felt. Good job by Will Smith but the ending sucked. And Dad also felt it was very derivative. The “ghoulie” types = copied straight from The Descent (one of his faves last year!). The “medicine becomes infection wipes out population and turns them into ghouls” = copied straight from 28 Days Later (and then Weeks also) . [Yes, we know this was a book a long time ago. But given what Carla’s told me about the book, it is pretty different than the movie.]

Big Screen: Juno. He LOVED it. Smart and sweet. Really thought the lead actress was excellent. Liked the parents a lot. Thoughtful and moving.

Readin’: “The Oxford Book of English Short Stories” ed. by A.S. Byatt (For our challenge. He’s ahead of me because he already owned the book and I had to wait for it to be delivered!) Really really strange selection of stories. Some good ones (the Kipling story is GREAT! [man I can’t wait to read it. Haven’t read Kipling since I wrote my Master’s Thesis (on “Kim”)]) but some that are just bizarre (and not enjoyable). Thinks we should read the V.S. Pritchett-edited Oxford collection as our last month of the challenge; in comparison, he thought that was a great collection/selection when he read it (which was why he had picked up this one).

TV: The Office. I gave him season 1 for xmas and said I’d pick up the rest if he liked it. Two episodes in, it was obvious it was a go, so we quick picked up the next two. I had watched these either on TV or on iTunes whereas he is watching the DVDs. a) He LOVES it. Says if he had nothing else to do, he would already be done because he just can’t get enough. b) He said the DVD extras are AWESOME and some are basically like an extra episode (20 minutes long!). [Crap, now I’m going to have to get the DVDs for myself!] c) General comments: Hilarious. Really enjoying it. Loves the Pam/Jim thing. Loves Dwight! d) Is already halfway through Season 2. Yay!

DadReaction: 30 Days of Night

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Up until the last five minutes: A+.
Awesome. Great vamps, very cool. Subtitling genius.
Last five minutes: F.
Totally blew the premise.
So that averages out to…a C+?
Unless you somehow figure out how to tell when the last five minutes is about to start and — quick! — RUN OUT OF THE THEATER.

Big Screen: 3:10 to Yuma

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Really a funny movie. Very entertaining but very silly, and a lot of holes that can be poked in the plot afterward. Weirdly my parents went to see it the same night (600 miles away) and said the same thing: entertaining and satisfying but very silly. Dad says it made him remember how some Elmore Leonard stories just go overboard into crazy silliness.

Russell Crowe is quite saucy and fun, and Christian Bale is so earnest and moral that you kinda want to slap him upside the head, or upside his weird, stereotypically English, filed to the exact same length across the top row, gray teeth. Yes I have a thing about teeth and his drive me nuts.

And for you Serenity/Firefly fans, Wash has a pretty big part and he’s great in it! Yay! [And the dude who played Sam Phillips in “Walk the Line” is in this as well. He has a somewhat creepy resemblance to John Ritter in this role….]

SModcasts: Side-Splittingly Funny

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If you found Clerks, Clerks 2, or Jay & Silent Bob to be just downright fucking hilarious, then these podcasts are for you. If you like the “Evening with Kevin Smith” DVDs, these podcasts are for you. If you can sit through 45 minutes of really blatant grotesque sex and slime talk, these podcasts are for you. I had to download them for my Dad, Kevin Smith’s biggest fan, and after hearing his rave reviews of SModcast #2, just started listening to them myself.

Too dangerous to listen to on the El because other passengers think you are a freak when you bust out laughing over what’s playing on your ipod. These would brighten even the darkest horrible days. So funny.

Planet Mnemonics

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The old mnemonic my Dad can still recite from however many gazillion years ago (hahaha) he learned it:

My (Mercury)
Very (Venus)
Earnest (Earth)
Mother (Mars)
Just (Jupiter)
Served (Saturn)
Us (Uranus)
Nine (Neptune)
Pies (Pluto)

The new mnemonic he made up for the Pluto-less planets:
Miserably
Vain
Earthlings
Must
Just
Shut
Up
Now

Stereotype Jokes = my fave.

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European Heaven
British are the Police
French are the Cooks
Germans are the Mechanics
Italians are the Lovers
and the Swiss run everything

European Hell
Germans are the Police
French are the Mechanics
British are the Cooks
Swiss are the Lovers
and the Italians run everything

Dad Does Movies Too.

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My dad had a few days off this week. He went to the movies.

Waitress: He liked A LOT. But as we discussed how he liked it and I kinda didn’t, everything he mentioned he liked was a very specific Keri Russell moment. So maybe he liked the film because he liked her so much (and because he was on vacation, he felt that was a contributing factor) whereas I really liked her but was ultimately disappointed that the rest of the film didn’t live up to her level.

Pirates 3: He liked it better than the bad reviews (and hello the third movie of anything is going to get slammed, no?). He loved Pirates 1 but thought Pirates 2 was only OK. He said anyone who liked Pirates 1 will like this one as well, some fun stuff. And Keith Richards is great (he is KR’s biggest fan).

Mr. Brooks: It’s a mess of a movie, there are like seven different (and pretty much unconnected) plots. But there were enough things worth seeing in it that he thinks it’s a shame that probably no one will go to it because every review will say “this thing is a mess.” He said yes that’s true BUT he really enjoyed the Kevin Costner/William Hurt conversations, among other things, and that there are enough enjoyable things that you wouldn’t regret going to it.

We were also talking about our recent DVD watches and whether or not to watch the “extras” or “commentaries” and whether or not they’re stupid.

He recommends the extras on two specific movies:

Gosford Park: commentary by the screenwriter. Completely entertaining, gives ALL KINDS of extra information, etc. Talks alot about the screenwriter’s aunt who was living during that time of changeover from British “realm” to hello welcome to the real world, etc. Very cool.

A History of Violence: commentary by director Cronenberg. Said it was so interesting and compelling that it made you want to watch the movie again right away!

Does not recommend extras on:

Goodbye and Good Luck: commentary by director Clooney [and co-author?I think?]. Said it’s totally lame and laughable and doesn’t fit the tone of the movie AT ALL and makes you forget about how serious and welldone of a movie it was.

Big Screen: Scoop.

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SO MUCH FUN. Back to what Woody does best: awkward bumbling convoluted comedy.

Sooooo much better than Matchpoint which I really didn’t like that much (yes, I am saying exactly the opposite of the critics, who all seem to have liked that better than this). Hugh Jackman is super yummy in this film (I never thought so before!), suave and dangerous. Scarlet and Woody are bumbling and awkward and funny and play off each other quite well. Laughed the whole way through. Totally worth the price of admission. Gooooooo.

and p.s. Dad concurs: “Hilarious.” “A Laugh a Minute.”