Consider Yourself…WARNED.

Sign I saw in a parking lot on North Avenue:

PARKING FOR CUSTOMERS ONLY
Other cars will be crushed and melted and the drivers will be executed!

That’s some serious shit right there.

Stereotype Jokes = my fave.

European Heaven
British are the Police
French are the Cooks
Germans are the Mechanics
Italians are the Lovers
and the Swiss run everything

European Hell
Germans are the Police
French are the Mechanics
British are the Cooks
Swiss are the Lovers
and the Italians run everything

Early-Morning Nostalgia Trip.

5:25 a.m. In a cab sloshing through HUGE raindrops down LaSalle.

And on the radio comes Jukebox Hero. Holy crap. When was the last time I heard this song. I’m sure all my Foreigner was on cassette tape, wonder if I ever replaced those with CDs…I’ll have to check when I get home. Yes, they were a total cheeseball rock band in so many ways, but this music, this IS high school to me. Man, I loved this band.

…jukebox hero, got stars in his eyes…