Planet Mnemonics

The old mnemonic my Dad can still recite from however many gazillion years ago (hahaha) he learned it:

My (Mercury)
Very (Venus)
Earnest (Earth)
Mother (Mars)
Just (Jupiter)
Served (Saturn)
Us (Uranus)
Nine (Neptune)
Pies (Pluto)

The new mnemonic he made up for the Pluto-less planets:
Miserably
Vain
Earthlings
Must
Just
Shut
Up
Now

Just one of the many ways in which I am clearly living in a dream world.

Number of times I went swimming this year in either ocean, lake or pool: ZERO.
Number of times last year: ZERO.
Year before: Maybe? ONE or TWO during physical therapy no less.

Number of swimsuits I bought this year: TWO.
Number of swimsuits last year: At least ONE, maybe two or three.
Number of (lap-swimming) suits hanging on the door of the closet: TWO.
Number of (beach & pool) swimsuits in a plastic bin under the bed: At least SEVEN.

Number of delusions I clearly have about how much swimming I do in my life: MANY.

Break-Up Songs.

So I’ve been thinking for ages that I had already posted a list of “songs that made me cry so hard during break-ups that they are useless to me for years afterwards” but as far as I can tell, I never actually did. And then I read this awesome post about break-up ALBUMS (which I found via link here).

Now that is some serious commitment there, to listen to a WHOLE album during a break-up. I just usually wind up with one song on repeat, repeat, repeat, while I torture myself endlessly over the might-have-beens.

I’m sure I will add to this list as I think of them, but off the top of my head, these songs STILL kinda hurt to listen to:

  • Nothing Compares 2 U – Sinead O’Connor (singing a Prince song, of course)
  • If I Laugh – Cat Stevens
  • Don’t Speak – No Doubt
  • Together or Alone – Sebadoh (ow!ow!ow!)
  • Let Me In – REM (really about Kurt Cobain, but all about a break-up to me!)

What are yours?

Fall Tunes.

Aug 3-5 Lollapalooza
Aug 9 Bishop Allen (2nd x this summer!)
Sep 12 Midlake
Sep 20 Common (2nd x)
Sep 22 The National (WOOOOT!)
Oct 6 The White Stripes (Aragon = Ugh)
Oct 7 Christine Kane (folk)
Oct 28 Tom Paxton (folk)
Nov 11 Stars (WOOOOOOT!)
Nov 17 Tinariwen & Mamadou Diabate (african)
Nov 24 Over the Rhine (2nd or 3rd x)

Looks pretty full, right? And I’m actually trying to go to FEWER concerts right now after a bit of an overload this year, but somehow it never works out that way.

New Releases I Bought Last Night on iTunes:

  • Crowded House
  • Stars
  • Sara Bareille (only $6.99! can’t go wrong)

New Releases I Considered Buying But Decision Postponed:
  • Spoon
  • Smashing Pumpkins
  • Jesse Harris
  • Interpol

New Releases I Wanted to Buy But They Weren’t There:
  • Jason Isbell (Why, iTunes? Why?)

Late-Summer Live Tunes

Jul 14-15 Pitchfork*
Jul 21 Travis
Aug 3-5 Lollapalooza
Aug 9 Bishop Allen
Sept 12 Midlake
Sept 20 Common

*If you, like me, are busy trying to figure out which bands you want to see at Pitchfork, shoot me an email (link below “Say what?”) — I made an excel grid of the schedule, as well as a written out version that includes Chicago Innerview’s descriptions of each band.

Shopping 2 x 2

Books I just bought recommended by Betsy:

  • “Single Wife” by Nina Solomon
  • “Stories in the Worst Way” by Gary Lutz

Books I now want to buy based on a) an interview with the author in Guardian (and the fact that I’ve LOVED everything I’ve read by her) and b) a review in the Guardian, both linked to by Bookslut:
  • a) “Day” by A.L. Kennedy
  • b) “Surveillance” by Jonathan Raban