An Afternoon (and then some) with Leonard Lopate.

6/12 episode: Mark Bowden “Guests of the Ayatollah”

I loved, loved (LOVED) Bowden’s earlier book “Black Hawk Down.” So I knew it could be dangerous listening to this podcast. Indeed it was as I felt the need to swing by the bookstore on the way home and buy the new book despite its hefty size and cost (hardback). Don’t know when I’ll read it because it’s certainly too heavy to carry on the El! Anyway, it’s a flash back to the Iran hostage situation of the….70s? Lots of neat information about Carter and the realities of the situation that obviously people couldn’t see at the time.

Funny quote from the stand-in interviewer: at one point he was saying how it’s always been a Republican criticism of Carter (and the Democrats in general) that they didn’t know how to lead these wars and were just going out into the desert and bungling things. And he followed that with “Increasingly going out to the desert and bungling things is looking more like a bipartisan effort…” INDEED.

6/13 episode: Andy Revkin “The North Pole Was Here”

This guy must be a Republican. A few of the things he had to say made sense. A few were outright wrong. And he made a big point of positioning himself as an alternative to Gore’s “An Inconvenient Truth” film. The thing Revkin doesn’t seem to understand is even IF the effects of climate change are further off than ALL scientists think (again he pretends there are more scientists in disagreement than is reality), NOW is NOT too early to start fixing them. Yes, this is the world we are leaving our children and grandchildren, as he points out, so WHY would we want to WAIT and force them to fix it starting from a worse place than we already are? How is that a feasible answer? Obviously I disagree.

6/15 episode: A Public Defender in the South Bronx:
David Feige “Indefensible”

This was a very interesting interview. But Feige was sometimes too glib for me. Any REASONABLE (non Republican) person can understand the fact that even if someone is a rapist, murderer, etc., does not necessarily stop them from being an interesting, intelligent person that if you were, say, their public defender, you wouldn’t need to HATE and DETEST them despite their crimes. But he constantly answered the question very glibly with “I know this will sound weird to listeners, but…” and never taking a second to actually explain it. His book sounds good, but I couldn’t read it if it was full of that same tone. He has been involved in some interesting alternative approaches to defense/crime intervention and those all sound like quite laudable efforts.

6/21 episode: Anthony Bourdain “The Nasty Bits”

I haven’t tried any of Bourdain’s fiction, it just doesn’t attract me, but I loved both “Kitchen Confidental” and “A Cook’s Tour”. This book sounds just as good. Bourdain is unremittingly unapologetic and is obviously having a great time touring the world and eating all kinds of crazy stuff I would never be able to digest!

6/23 episode: The Future of Human Cloning:
Ian Wilmut “After Dolly”

I don’t have much interest in the topic but Wilmut was pretty intriguing to listen to and not just because of his soft Scottish accent. And isn’t it always humorous to listen to people speak from a scientific view about things which other people can only talk about from a very moralistic and completely nonscientific place?

6/26 episode: Japanese American Soldiers in WWII:
Robert Asahina “Just Americans”

This was an amazing interview, and I’m certainly interested in reading Asahina’s book. I was interested not only because of my inherited obsession with military history (thanks, Dad) and the disenfranchised, but also because Mariko’s dad was put in an interment camp himself! They talk not just about the Japanese Americans in the camp but those who were forcibly (and voluntarily) drafted and their efforts as a unit (they and the African-American unit did some amazing things, particularly on rescue missions, and were two of the most (if not the two most, I forget) decorated units after the war and NOT because of their race, I can guarantee you that).

6/27 episode: From Blockbusters to Bombs: Peter Bart “Boffo!”

You’d think I’d have enjoyed this a bit more, given the movie obsession. It was OK. I did enjoy some of the stuff about things that were supposed to be bombs becoming cult hits and stuff about the money aspect. Studios and their creative accounting will never cease to amaze me. Did you know Tom Cruise will likely make $60 million-$80 million for MI3 and the studio will likely make…NOTHING. He’s got them all fooled clearly as that was not a $60 million performance. Why would they even agree to make his movies, given his back-end deals plus the upfront cost of making them? Idiots. (Not that I didn’t enjoy it, which I did, but great ($60 million-worth) art it was not.)

Old dog, old tricks.

Dear Cranky Monkey Butt,
Never buy special limited edition Kitkats for your dad if you are not sending them RIGHT THEN because you know what will happen? YOU WILL EAT THEM YOURSELF. Or at least some of them.
Sincerely,
haven’t we been over this before?
yourself.

Things About Australia I Need to Write Down Before I Forget.

Me and the SuperEggplant, we’ve got some Australia stories…

  • The dirty dude on the flight to Darwin (GOVE!) and the Rod Stewart music video.
  • $40 movie in Cairns ($14.50 per adult)
  • Roo: Soap on a Rope.
  • Waterskiing practice hole.
  • BEND OVER! (and what about Casey using it in a meeting! ha!)
  • Ex-cop canadians: Teacher and Flic BnBs.
  • David: The Tram Whore: brekkie sandwich; hook turn; Toshiba; okely dokely; Hello Moto.
  • Anzac Biscuits.
  • Gossip rags.
  • Jimmy (bus to Kakadu): the panflute/bible banger combo.
  • Two sock! (Kakadu)
  • Cheezels; Smith’s chips.
  • Good on ya!
  • How ya goin’?
  • Solo! Lift!
  • “ie”: brekkie, tantie, etc.
  • Chinotto SUCKS.
  • Brandy snap cremes @ David Jones.
  • Black currant mentos (comme Ribena).
  • No pennies! “Currency rounding benefit”
  • Iced coffee = ice cream!
  • Ginkos!!! (w/ barefeet!)
  • Lollies
  • Eskies.
  • Pokies.
  • SuperEgg: “You people and your walkabouts!” Bono: “Hey, I’m not a black fella.”
  • Dirty Harry. No, Larry. No, Lazy Harry!
  • Uluru bus driver: Traffic coming down from Darwin today. Oh, there it is.
  • Truck stop “Toasties”
  • Namgachak (check spelling!): The aborigine Yam Hitter
  • Kakadu: king size mosquitos. Tiny boat frog.
  • FLIPPS: burgers & seasoned fries.
  • A dingo ate my baby!
  • Yum cha = dim sum.
  • Blue Heeler (Hila)
  • Bilbys for Easter.
  • Mariko the “Asker”
  • Kirribili
  • Casey-isms! Knocked you for sixes!; How’s your bitch?; I’m down with it, homes.; What up, MN?; I think he’s got a roo loose in his top paddock!
  • Kinokuniya, not just a Japanese bookstore in SYDNEY anyway.
  • Aussie damper
  • Banana…bread/frapps/etc.
  • Flat White. Short/Long Black.
  • Uluru: black flies. pool people. $$$$. Thorny Devil!
  • Cairns: runway humidity. King + Twin. Green Island $12 hot dog.
  • Cat pooh on the CDs!
  • Melbourne: Patchwork on Central.
  • Bathroom spider!
  • The Tram STARER!!!
  • Italian dudes: “mate” discussions.
  • French Bakery on Glenferrie: lemon tart.
  • Fannie Bay Gaol.
  • Melbourne Gaol’s freaky porcelain death masks: brain mapping.
  • Darwin hotel: fire alarms, hot water, hideous mint aperitifs.
  • Bataan death march to Military Museum
  • Lunch at Babka!!!
  • Glider spot: kelpi, Australia sheep dog. Big plate o’ nasty shrimp.
  • Darwin: Feb 19, 1942 bombing. 1972 Cyclone Tracy.
  • the Tet offensive! Tetley!
  • Darwin airport: CMS punes; MF book return and FIGHT!!
  • “Coon” cheese.
  • Little puking boy (handfuls) getting off plane and his horrific father. MF coming to rescue w/ barf bag.

Things to Remember: Hitler & His Generals Mnemonic

Hitler – Has only one left ball.
Goering – Has two but they are small.
Himmler – Has something similar.
But Goebbels – Has no balls at all…

I don’t know the name of tThe tune this is sung to , ’cause if I did, I’d tell ya, don’t ya know. But i is “Colonial Bogey March” or “that song they all sing in Bridge on the River Kwai. If you want me to sing it to you, just ask next time you see me. I’ll be happy to be oblige.

Note to Self: Why can you not remember these things?

Item #1
Mom and Becky are first cousins.
Becky and I are first cousins-once removed.
Rachel and I are second cousins.
Goes by generation.
Stop forgetting this, what is so hard to remember.

Item #2
Riesling categories
Kabinett – dryest
Spatlese – middle (sweet, but not too sweet)
Auslese – SWEET

Gee, wouldn’t it be a better idea to remember this than to call Steph and ask her EVERY TIME YOU GO TO THE LIQUOR STORE.