À la Super Eggplant, currently, I am…

Eating: The new Clubby sandwich from Potbelly’s which is so fucking delicious it may have ruined me for all other sandwiches. But it’s (most likely) insanely high in calories (they don’t even list it on their nutrition page!). Thus helping me in my goal of being the fattest girl in the universe.

Making: Oh, you know. This ‘n’ that and mostly things I can’t talk about.

Reading: At home I am reading “The Whole Equation: A History of Hollywood” by David Thomson that I’m pretty sure I borrowed (from Dad) last Christmas so it’s about time I read it, no? I didn’t feel like carrying it on the train this morning though so in transit I am reading “Silver Wings for Vicki” by Helen Wells, who I’m sure only one of you (hi CCB!) knows is the author of the Cherry Ames books which were very, very beloved to me in childhood, although technically they are books originally from my mother’s childhood (the first Vicki book was published in 1947 and the first Cherry Ames in 1943).

Where Cherry was a nurse, Vicki is a flight attendant. And just as with the Cherry Ames’ series, they are full of now hilarious (but so non-PC and borderline offensive) comments on how to be a good woman (to your man), or things of that nature. Here’s a “great” (that’s me, being sarcastic) description of the requirements to be a stewardess, from Vicki’s interview: “Real beauty isn’t necessary, but you have to be nice to look at: well groomed, pleasant, and not too tall or heavy. After all, a plane must carry the biggest payload possible, and the heavier the crew the less paying weight we can carry. Did you see that tall girl who came in ahead of you? She was qualified for this work in everything except that she’s five feet eight and weighs proportionately. But the airlines do recognize that American girls are growing taller, and we’re gradually raising the height and weight limits.”

So far, I don’t love Vicki the way I love(d) Cherry, but she’s growing on me. She’s so perky, how could she not! 🙂

Watching: Only two episodes left to (re)watch in my (zillioneth) rewatch of all of BStarG to get read for the season 4.5 premiere on January 16. (So close, but yet so far.) As well as the webisodes. Which are OK. But not “oh holy shit!” entrancing. Also in the midst of a (re)watch of all four of the Alien films, although my plan to marathon through them all yesterday did not materialize. (Apparently I needed a lot of those hours for sleeping.)

Listening to: Frightened Rabbit “The Midnight Organ Fight” with a little of Sufjan’s old Christmas box set thrown in. (There is a new Xmas EP out but I’m not sure I want it based on this review.)

Best Album I Wasn’t Listening to Until Now

So back in June, I started listening to this song “Backwards Walk” by Frightened Rabbit that was on a Paste sampler. By August, I had become officially obsessed with it; thus its presence on my Dragon*Con mix.

Yet somehow I kept forgetting to check out anything else by this band. What is wrong with me? Then a week or two ago, I start, as is my usual December pasttime, reading through all the year-end lists so nicely compiled by Large-Hearted Boy. And I start seeing Frightened Rabbit everywhere… And I look at my iPod and wonder “Do I have anything by them? Why Yes. OH? THIS IS THEIR SONG!?!” And then they popped up on Heather’s (Fuel/Friends) year-end list and I knew I had to get my lazy butt in gear.

Frightened Rabbit “The Midnight Organ Fight” = best album of 2008 that I didn’t listen to until December. And I totally regret that. But at least I’m listening to it now. It’s REALLY good.

Consider yourself warned.

This blog’s main purpose is so I can remember what I’ve actually read, listened to, heard about, or have on my mind. Yes, I’m that senile at 40 that without it, I am completely lost. I’ve got a crapload of maintenance posts coming on movies I never mentioned back in September when I saw them, and books I read in October and magazines I never bother to go through but am trying to clear out of my apartment before New Years guest arrivals. They’re just going to start popping up here like rabbit babies. They’re going to bore you to tears. But see, they’re for ME. So your boredom is, sadly for you, not much of a concern. Just letting you know! Ha!

Dear Matt White,

When I first got your album, I have to admit, I found it kinda cheesy. Not in a bad way. Just in a “Oh, those are some cheeesy pop songs, dude” way. Do you believe in love at first sight? I think you do! But wow, these songs really grow on a girl. Don’t get me wrong. The cheese factor is still there. But now it’s a cheesy in a “that song really makes me grin” and “awwww” kind of way.

This weekend it was ALL I wanted to listen to. Particularly “Moment of Weakness”. Good on ya!

Smooches,
Duff

p.s. Also? it’s surprisingly danceable. I’ve got a whole hallway slip-n-slide routine going to it. Even the somewhat sad “I’ll Be There” has a good background beat.

Lyrics to make ya smile.

This song was a BIG hit with the kiddos over Turkey Day.
A is for apple
B is for butt
C is for cat butt
D is for doodoo
E is for elephant doodoo
F is for fart
G is for gorilla fart
H is for huge gorilla fart
I is for eyeball
[sic]
J is for jammies
K is for kid farts
L’s for loud and long farts
M is for monkey butt
N’s for saying night night to niko at naptime
O is for … Oh!
P is for panda peeing and pooping in her potty while poppa plays peekaboo
Q is for qbert
R is for robotic monkey who’s going to take over the world
S is for stinky
T is for turd
U is for uhoh
V’s for flying v
W’s for weewee
X exactamundo
Y is for yucky and yummy and you
and Z is for farts that smell like the zoo

-“Alphabutt” Kimya Dawson

Things I am no longer attending.

  • Office Christmas Parties. (Did I tell you about the time my married friend chose the office christmas party to announce how in love with me he was? And that wasn’t even the worst one!!)
  • Any kind of (but particularly Holiday) parties that are 99% couples with or without children and 1% single people, that being me. No fucking thanks.
  • Baby showers where I am the only crafty gifter.
  • Non-family weddings. (I originally said “Weddings” in general and then that year like 7 of my stupid cousins got married and I had to cave. Jerks.)

You can go ahead and invite me if you refuse to believe it. But I ain’t comin’.

Favorite Song of This Crappy Afternoon

“Honey Let Me Sing You a Song” -Matt Hires.

I got it off the Paste #48 sampler. But you could get it off my latest mix. Depending on what you want to trade me for it. Make me an offer, you might get lucky.

Honey let me sing you a song
and listen to my words as they come out wrong
but don’t run away, run away this time
Honey let me look in your eyes
you open them one at a time
but don’t look away, look away this time

Re-entry sucks. But it’s better with packages.

I pretty much have everything sent to the secondary browsing location given some dodgy mail room issues on the home front. Look at all I had waiting for me when I returned from Staycation!

  • Two skirts from Wrap that were on super super sale. I am all about skirts these days. Too fat for all my pants! 🙂
  • 15 copies of the same book for my Christmas packages. I gave up on stressing over a million specifically tailored to people’s tastes presents when I read about this family that came up with a better idea: everyone in the family picks their “favorite” thing from the past year and they send out the same package to everyone on their list. Since round here “everyone in the family” = “just me”, I pick a CD, DVD and book that I loved in the last year and everyone gets the same one.
  • 12 balls of yarn, six one color, six another, for a super secret project that is not really Christmas related, and given the timing anyway will most likely be a “winter” rather than “holiday” gifting.
  • My Moo-produced Christmas cards using three photos I took on a freeeeezing day last December.
  • A Simply Photo print.
  • Pushing Daisies season 1 and Bones season 3.
  • One of the options for my 2009 calendar. I am still waiting on the other option to arrive from the Eggplant who apparently does not realize the urgency of already having your 2009 calendar when it is now December 8, 2008. Criminy.

It was a good mail day, eh. 🙂