Belgian Beer Rambling

The “Budweiser” equivalent in Belgium is pretty much standard “lager” = so that’d be Stella Artois, Jupiler, Maes. (Boring, but I do love Stella myself. But it’s not all that “flavorful” of beer, I would admit.)

Next up are what they call “White Beers” but are pretty much “Wheat” beers to us. Often served with a slice o’ lemon. Hoegarden, obviously. And in Brugs, there’s a beer there called “Brugs Tarwebier” from De Gouden Boom. I’m sure ‘t Brugs Beertje probably serves it. 😉

I would say the next level “up” from that would be the Golden Ales or “Abbey Beers”. Referred to as “strong amber ales”. Supposed to be “dense” and “creamy” / but they’re not heavy or chocolate-y (or stout-y) like the next categories we will get to. Probably the most liked here is Duvel but that one brewery in Bruges (De Halve Maan) makes one called Straffe Hendrik Blonde that was pretty good. And I LOVED this beer called “Triple Karmeliet” but Wes probably wouldn’t like it because it’s pretty sweet! Yum! 🙂 I think Leffe goes in this category also, as well as Maredsous and Grimbergen (I don’t remember trying those two).

Next are the Trappist beers (all made by Trappist monasteries). These are all super malt-y and strong to me / I’m not really a fan. Chocolate-y / dark / heavy. But the friend I went to Belgium with was pretty much all about these. She LOVED Orval. There are 6 trappist monasteries, most make more than one beer although Orval only makes one: Westmalle, Westvletern, Achel, Chimay, Orval, Rochefort. Westvleteren is IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND because apparently they only sell once a year now or something crazy. We tried to get it everywhere even at very high-falutin beer pubs and we couldn’t find it. But Westmalle‘s beer production was actually started by some dude who used to work at Westvleteren so they’re pretty comparable I would think. They make both Double (Dubbel) and Triple. Achel (4, 5, 6, 8) Tracy thought was “OK” but didn’t seem that blown away by. Rochefort is super strong (the “6” is deep amber”, the 8 is super dry and the 10 is redbrown and “full on flavor” according to our book). (The higher the #, generally, the higher the alcohol content.) Chimay’s beers are labeled by color instead of number. “red” – 7% alcohol, “white” – 8% it’s not as dark but it’s kinda bitter and “blue” = 9%.

The other thing in Belgium is “Lambic” beers or “gueuze” which is this total old style beer. Now the REAL old style stuff is pretty much all made by “Cantillon“. [I mean, there are other places that make it besides Cantillon but I can’t remember their names! Cantillon you can go to the brewery of in Brussels. It’s cool. Very tiny.] It’s super super sour, kind of like sour lemonade mixed with beer. Even the ones w/ fruit in them (which is called “Kriek” and has cherry or raspberry added) are still super super sour. HOWEVER, a ton of places make sort of “commercial imitations” of lambic and gueuze which are super sweet so they’re not real gueuze but some are sooo good. There’s a bar in Brussels that has its own beer (that you can also buy at other pubs) called Mort Subite and I drank Mort Subite Gueuze a LOT while we were there. Sooooooo yummy (very sweet!). But no real beer connoisseur would ever drink the stuff. 🙂 If something says “Aud Gueuze” it MIGHT be the old-style sour stuff. If it just says “Gueuze” and is NOT by Cantillon, then it’s probably the commercialized sweet stuff.

“Rodenback” is a “flemish red” beer. I thought these all tasted a lot like wine (super thick dark rich wine) so I avoided them like the plague! 🙂 But Tracy liked “Rodenbach Grand Cru” which apparently ages in a cask for 20 months or something ridiculous.

British Beer Recommendations #2 (with some overlap)

from Jess.

Beer recommendations — hmm. If your friends are coming to London, then I’d recommend anything by the Fullers brewery — the one I suggested to your dad is called London Pride (it is a bitter beer, so quite dark and strong-tasting) but they do a wheat beer called Discovery, one called Honeydew as well — both of those are very nice. You’ll usually find them in bottles rather than draught/tap.

Here in the UK there is a weird system where the majority of pubs are tied to a particular brewery so they can only sell that brewery’s beer. So there are some pub chains where the beer isn’t that great — Wetherspoons pubs are generally to be avoided, they are nasty, and Sam Smiths’ pubs are often cheap but the beer tastes cheap as well.

Or there is always cider. Last summer it was very trendy to drink cider out of bottles (magners or Bulmer) with ice — a bit weird, no?

I would recommend to your friends to check out a website called Beer in the Evening. It has good pub reviews, maps, etc. I’d trust it, for sure ..

British Beer Recommendations #1

from Shell.
Well, my favourites are:

  • Timothy Taylor ‘Landlord’ bitter (that’s the one your dad had)
  • Oakham ‘JHB’
  • Deuchars ‘IPA’
  • Crouch Vale ‘Brewers Gold’
  • Fullers ‘London Pride’, ‘Discovery’ or ‘Honey Dew’
  • Hopback ‘Summer Lightening’
  • The whole range of Meantime beers (brewed in Greenwich)

There are so many though, and lots of smaller regional breweries. If they are REALLY interested in beer, the best book is the Good Beer Guide, available in most bookshops!

Is this true?

Psychologists figured that the memory center was located in the left brain, and the imagination engine in the right brain. Therefore people unconsciously glanced to the left when they were remembering things, and to the right when they were making stuff up. When they were lying. This girl was glancing right so much she was in danger of getting whiplash.
-Lee Child “Nothing to Lose”

Mystery: “Nothing to Lose” by Lee Child

The latest Jack Reacher. You know how I feel about Jack Reacher.

I liked the little bits of the mystery that made this very modern day / the connections to the current global conflict. Definitely enjoyed it overall. Another solid addition to the series.

But I wasn’t loving the (yet another) dead-end relationship and I thought the way they made the relationship “connect” to the main mystery (the husband) was a bit contrived. Also, hello, there is no way a smart guy like Reacher takes THAT LONG to figure out what’s going on with the husband. Come on.

Dads will always set you straight. HA!

In a story, where an environmentally aware son (not young, but still a son) is “borrowing” his dad’s welding equipment to weld shut the pipes of a company dumping into a waterway.

‘They’re pouring emission straight into the water down there, from two pipes hanging out over the bank.’

He tests the chisel, nodding slowly as he works out what I want his welding gear for. ‘They’re pouring human shit straight into the ocean, too,’ he says, pinning me with a glance, ‘but I haven’t noticed you welding your arse shut.’

-Cate Kennedy “Direct Action” (collected in “Dark Roots”)

Short Stories: “Dark Roots” by Cate Kennedy

Very intense little stories. Succinct but centered around the moment of conflict. Very in medias res. People caught by surprise, sometimes by their own actions. Questioning themselves, questioning you, what would you do. People in unconventional situations. All different points of view: men, women, old, young.

Really good. (And very fast read. BIG print, less than 200 pgs.)

I must not have read the blurb beforehand though because I was somewhere in the middle when I thought “This girl MUST be Australian.” Yeah, dork, says so right on the back cover. Doh.

Albums: Sometimes you’re UP and sometimes DOWN

Upbeat music that is making me happy:

The Kills “Midnight Boom” – I don’t know if you can call this punk (in this day and age) but it certainly has punk sensibilities to my mind. Digital and dirty and demanding. Lots of beats. While there is humor in some of the lyrics, this isn’t a fun and games album, they’re kickin’ it. I love the male/female back and forth vocals (as you should know I do already, from say this or this or this). I want you to be crazy because you’re boring baby when you’re straight.

The Fratellis “Here We Stand” – Yay! These guys are so much fun! I loved their last album and loved their crazy high-energy but super (ridiculously) early in the day set at Lollapalooza (they so brought it ) and this album is a solid continuation of them doing their thing. Woot! Dear world’s biggest Beatles fan Ms. Shrinking Smartgrrrl, I think you would like this.

Low-key music that was making me too sad to listen to it:

Shearwater “Rook” – Along the lines of Fleet Foxes or Sea Wolf, musically, (or a combination of them with Band of Horses), but somehow the mood and the tones were just so, so, so sad, I actually had to fast forward past it…Only to arrive at:

Jakob Dylan “Seeing Things” – I tend to like The Wallflowers more than most critics, maybe because they’re just sort of “straight up” rock with no pop or alternative pretensions and also because I do not spend all my time comparing children to their parents (Boh-Ring!), but this album was just bringing me down, man. Sad and slow, with very melancholy lyrics. Not the sensibility of The Wallflowers at all, which is fine, it is a solo album afterall; but it felt almost dirge-like. I had to say goodbye for the day and fast forward past it as well! Maybe when I am in a different mood, I will try again.

Album: Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin “Pershing”

So when I wrote my April album reviews (in June, of course,when everyone was writing reviews of albums they bought in April, ha ha ha ha), I had only listened to this album once, maybe not even all the way through.

Um, hello, what was I thinking? It’s upbeat and lots of fun and some of it’s really pretty and it turns out for a slow-ass not really running when she’s “running” runner like me, it’s the perfect running music! Not so insistently rhythmic that you find yourself running to its beat, but peppy enough to keep you going.

I *love* especially “Heers” which reminds me of what Josh Rouse sounds like live (but not what he sounds like on his albums, which are much, let’s say, calmer).

I’m 90% sure I bought this based on a review on Andrew Taylor Recommends although I am far too lazy to go looking for it right now. I don’t know the dude but I am totally into his “random posts about everything” type of site and I will mention that he recently reviewed some Cinnamon Buns icecream that I am dying to try, and he has also done some Mt. Dew taste tests and you know how I feel about the Dew. Don’t you? Do you know how JenG. feels about the Dew? Or AmandaJean? Oh, the Dew.

DadReaction: The Strangers

Sooooo scary/good. A real psychological terror/thriller. Really well done.

Classic “things that go bump in the night”. NOT a gorefest.

Dad to you, random reader who can handle scary movies and maybe even thinks they’re fun: Go see it! Totally worth it!

Dad to me, scaredy freakshow, especially if she sees them a) alone or b) at night or c) any other time: Do.Not.Go.See.This.Movie. Do.Not.